Zinn's Psychotic Adventure Demo
Update - 2008/07/28: This is a demo for a game I will never ever release. Ever. This game was selected as one of the top 8 finalists to be demonstrated in front of the entire class in my Foundations of Interactive Game Design course. The top two game designers as decided by a panel of game-industry judges would win amazing prizes, the likes of which you cannot even begin to fathom. Unfortunately the stupid-ass TA didn't copy all the files required for the game to run, even after I repeatedly asked him to do so. As a result, the game crashed in front of everyone during my demonstration and I was humiliated and subsequently threw a temper tantrum. I have since become a spiteful, hateful person, spending hours of every day dwelling on what could have been. I can never forgive the TA involved. He was like that comic-book nerd in the Simpsons. You know, the one who is an arrogant prick and thinks everyone should bow down before his encyclopedic knowledge of things nobody gives a shit about. He was completely unapologetic for his failure to follow simple instructions. Well I cannot abide a man of this sort. BTW his name is Ken Hullett and his email address is khullett@soe.ucsc.edu. May the spam-crawlers of the Internet feast upon his sorry inbox for eternity. PS the real reason this game will not be released is because it sucks.
Minimal System Requirements
- Pentium 4 1.6ghz CPU
- 256mb System RAM
- DirectX 8-capable graphics accelerator with 32mb VRAM
- 10mb Hard Drive Space
- Windows XP (A Vista-ready demo will be released soon)
Controls
- Move: left / right arrow keys
- Duck: down arrow key
- Look Down: hold down arrow key
- Dash: hold SHIFT and move
- Jump: SPACE
- High Jump: Either jump while running, or jump while ducking
- Read sign / Use: CTRL
Zinn's Psychotic Adventure © 2007 Jeff Lyon & Alexander Ray. All rights reserved. Please share this game with your friends, but do not use it for any commercial purposes without written permission from the authors. Also, we disclaim all liability and warranties, express or implied. You use this software at your own risk, so don't come crying to me if it messes your computer up.